[1 (20F, straight) fusses with her light blue jeans in the closet mirror. She is heading out for a professional interview with an “entrepreneurial startup thing.” She wears the following shirt:]
1: do I look okay?
[0 (22M, gay) makes a face, pauses]
1: what is it? do I look homeless?
0: [taken aback] what? no
1: do I look attractive?
0: um
1: like if I were talking to two guys would I look attractive?
0: I guess?
1: like is this outfit okay or should I put on my cardigan to make it more put-together even though I wore it yesterday?
0: ... more put-together...
1: [scrunches face] but guys like this kind of stuff don't they?
0: sure...
1: pleeeeeeeease give me an answer I'm running late 😭
[1 pouts her lips, slouches, and lightly stomps her feet on the ground]
0: do you know the Cool Girl monologue from Gone Girl?
1: Oh so I look like a cool girl?
0: that's not what that means...
1: like the guys I'm talking to are like batshit crazy
0: [squints] what do you mean by that? because you use that phrase a lot. ambitious? reckless?
1: actually this is fine I'll just go
0: okay then you should go
1: and I should be over it anyways after I had my phase this morning
0: yeah I heard...
1: ... you heard me crying?
0: yeah but I was like, half awake so I couldn't really process it
1: [puts hand over mouth] okay I'm going to go bye!
[1 exits]
0: bye...